EMPLOYISMS ✕ NEET PAIRCOMMUNITY COINLIVE ON STONKFUN.XYZCLOCK IN0 SLEEPPAID IN EXPOSUREANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DOLLAR (FOR THE BOSS)EMPLOYISMS ✕ NEET PAIRCOMMUNITY COINLIVE ON STONKFUN.XYZCLOCK IN0 SLEEPPAID IN EXPOSUREANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DOLLAR (FOR THE BOSS)

A COMMUNITY COIN BORN ON THE SHOP FLOOR

EMPLOYISMS

“Working their ass off from 9-5 making another person rich, while barely having enough to pay their bills.”

Paired with NEET. Launched on Stonkfun.xyz. Run by the community, for the community — and for everyone who never sees their own paycheck before it's gone.

The EMPLOYISMS crew — workers who never clock out
EMPLOYISMS ✕ NEET PAIRCOMMUNITY COINLIVE ON STONKFUN.XYZCLOCK IN0 SLEEPPAID IN EXPOSUREANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DOLLAR (FOR THE BOSS)EMPLOYISMS ✕ NEET PAIRCOMMUNITY COINLIVE ON STONKFUN.XYZCLOCK IN0 SLEEPPAID IN EXPOSUREANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DOLLAR (FOR THE BOSS)

DISPATCHES FROM THE FLOOR

FIELD REPORTS

Field report 001 — RETAIL
REPORT #001 — RETAILCONFIRMED

“Do you have a membership card?”

7:41 AM. Already dead inside.

Field report 002 — WAREHOUSE
REPORT #002 — WAREHOUSECONFIRMED

10,000 packages before your break.

Prime delivery. Prime burnout.

Field report 003 — AIRPORT
REPORT #003 — AIRPORTCONFIRMED

“Sir, your flight departed 32 hours ago.”

ASSISTENCE works holidays. All of them.

Field report 004 — FAST FOOD
REPORT #004 — FAST FOODCONFIRMED

“Enjoy your meal… I guess.”

The smile is free. Everything else costs.

THE STRUCTURE ON-CHAIN

THE PAIR

The EMPLOYISMS crew in black and white
THE CREW. EVERYONE HAS A NAME TAG. NOBODY HAS A DAY OFF.

PAIRED WITH $NEET

EMPLOYISMS trades directly against the NEET coin. The economy balances itself out: Neets don't work, employees pay the bill. Now the two worlds can finally trade with each other — the way it always should have been.

100% COMMUNITY COIN

No private profits, no hidden pockets. Built and carried by people who know a payslip from the inside. Join the shift.

LIVE ON STONKFUN.XYZ

Launched through Stonkfun.xyz with the coin feature enabled. The trading is live. The shift is live. The only thing not live is you getting home by 5 PM.

OPEN THE PAIR →

Contract address

Tap to copy — paste it straight into your wallet.

ONBOARDING IN 4 STEPS

HOW TO COP

01

GET A WALLET

Set up a wallet. Costs you $0 — unlike your commuter pass.

02

GET NEET

EMPLOYISMS is paired with NEET. Neets don't work. Employees fund the lifestyle. Synergy.

03

HEAD TO STONKFUN.XYZ

The feature is enabled and we launched through Stonkfun.xyz. Find the EMPLOYISMS/NEET pair.

04

SWAP & CLOCK IN

Swap. Put your name tag on. You're now employed at the best firm on the chain.